Post by lionel bruno croft on Jan 24, 2015 21:15:38 GMT -5
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LIONEL BRUNO CROFT
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HELLO. THANKS FOR COMING IN TODAY. SHALL WE START WITH YOUR NAME?
"My full name? Really? Why in the world would you want to know that? Many people don't even know it, and I rather not share it because come on, it's not that important. Really, it's not. But it's Lionel Bruno Croft. Most people just call me Lionel or Lion. I could care less truly. Besides it's no one's business to know my full name. So back off about it."
THAT'S A NICE NAME. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
"HAHA. You're really funny. What I do for a living is still none of your business. I'm actually a song writer if that makes any sense at all. I use to be in a band before things just sort of went down the drain for the most part. We broke up over differences that I am not discussing with you."
INTERESTING. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
"Fun? Hmmm. Well my entire life it made of fun. So you be the judge of what I actually do. No I take that back, you're probably going to turn that around and make it sound really dirty and disgusting. People and their dirty minds. What I do for fun is nothing to extreme to say the least, maybe just hang out with my two Siberian huskies and write songs. Go out and have a drink every once in a while. Hook up with complete strangers, actually I take that back, that was a one time thing and I knew the person and it didn't end well for the both of us. And that wasn't fun. That was terrible news. Don't ever repeat that to anyone, I'm serious that was bad news and news I would like to keep in the past. I also play the piano for tips at places just for the fun of it. It's a pretty nice gig from time to time until people start dissing you for no reason.
But I have to say, you repeat this to anyone, you can go die. I'm dead serious, I will haunt you until the rest of your days. I really hate people who can't get a grip on life. They can't work their selves or anything. What I'm saying is, they mooch to the extreme and don't have a care in the world for the damage that has been caused. And cheaters. I really hate cheaters. They should all go to a convention or something and cheat with people there, because then everyone will know they are getting cheated on or something. It makes more sense to do that than to actually cheat on your significant other."
WOULD YOU SAY THOSE ACTIVITIES REFLECT WHO YOU ARE?
"I guess those activities would reflect who I am. I'm a son of a bitch who doesn't care for drama in life. It's pointless and bullshit. People need to get their shit together before committing to a relationship, I guess. All my shit is together, it's not my fault their's isn't. But this is probably one of my bad sides. I hate cheaters, I hate users, and I hate posers. They are the worse people to ever exist on the planet. If there was anyway to get rid of them I would take that chance and throw them all in there. I'm serious they are a disgust to my well being.
My better side is more interesting, I have to say anyways. It's a lot more fun. People actually enjoy me for who I really am, or at least to what I want them to know me as. I'm not a poser if that's what you're thinking and that I'm going against my own ways, because I'm not. I'm not a damn poser, I'm not one of those people to expose my self all at once. It takes time for me to warm up to people. I have trust issues as well, so another thing of me showing a shallow side of myself. So there you have it, my self in a nut shell I guess. It's nothing great I promise you. I'm a joker as well. Just thought that might be interesting to share. Playing pranks on people, having a little fun here and there. Showing the darker humor I have locked away from the lighter stuff.
Also one last side note, don't dare mess with me I will fuck you up until next century. I have many ways of getting back at the people who have done me harm, even if I don't always go with what I say. But I do a good job trying to scare the crap out of them for causing harm to myself. "
COOL BEANS. THEY SAY YOUR FAMILY SHAPES WHO YOU ARE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURS?
"My relationships with family? It's not a happy story to say the least. I guess I'm closer to my sisters than my parents. Though my father is one of those people who is always going to be in my life no matter what happens. He sort of bails me out of the mess I get myself into. It's depressing, but you say that to anyone and promise me this, your head will be on a pike for all to see.
My older brother, Garrett is a douche. He rats me out at any chance he can get when I screw something up in my life. It doesn't matter what, he just has to tell Dad or Mom about it and expect a prize winning award or something. He thinks being the eldest kid means something to him, when in doubt I think it means he get the biggest disappoint out of everyone when he screws up his shit. But you know that's my personal opinion and I've been in more crap than he ever will.
My sisters on the other hand are more relaxed than Garrett is, they could truly care less about sibling rivalry at times. Tessa, Aidan, and Addison. I'm probably closer to Addison more than anyone else just because I think we have a stronger bond together than alone. But as it is, she doesn't like to see me when I'm depressed. She found me at a time that wasn't really best for anyone to see me, and she holds it close to her to make sure I don't do anything stupid. Tessa and Aidan, well I'm not that close to them really. They do their own thing and could care less about being seen with their older brother when out and about in town. But that hasn't happen for a few years now. My family lives in Michigan, so I haven't really seen them for some time. I kind of what to keep it that way, just for the sake of Addison to not worry about me like she does, being the youngest of all of us and having the weight of the world on her shoulders. It seems like she worries about everything and I don't want her.
My mother doesn't do a whole lot within my life, to be honest. I'm not a momma's boy or anything like that. I think Garrett is more of the momma's boy type, than I am. My mother let's my father deal with me for the sake she might ruin something when dealing with what I caused in my own life.
AND YOUR LIFE? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST. I'M EAGER TO HEAR.
"History isn't really my strong point. I fail it during school. Though that probably shouldn't mean I'm going to fail my own life story though. Even though I already screwed up once too many in my life so far.
I'm the youngest son, but the second eldest child. I have one older brother, three younger sisters. My parents are still married, happily. Or at least I assume they are still are happy together. Haven't seen them in a while, so I don't really know on that part. I grew up in Michigan for my entire life before moving here, New York to basically just get the hell out of dodge for the most part. My family didn't have many hardships as I grew up, minus the few times of me getting in trouble throughout high school and being the troublesome son. What can I say, I didn't like behaving that much. Its not very fun to behave all the time, now is it? I didn't think so. Everyone has to let loose every once in a while and that's what I did. Senior year of high school, homecoming game, that last event I got to attend before being expelled. I streaked through the football field like an idiot. That's what my brother said. I ran in my birthday suit like an idiot. What are brothers for? They should be rooting for you, not dissing you. Garrett is an ass anyways so screw him. I finished my high school at a different high school. Not very fun when you have to create new friends for one year, even though I got to see my other friends a lot, though.
After high school, didn't plan on going to college. It never really interested me that much. During the few months of high school though, a group of friends and I made up a band. We hoped to hit it big when we got out. For the most part we sort of did. Or at least I thought so, at least for a time. Our band name was We Break Things. It was pretty nice for the time being. I was the vocalist of the group and did the keyboard. Though we only lasted for like four years before breaking up. After my failed suicide attempt things just lost their use. We weren't the same people as before. I wasn't the same person. My father placed me in a rehab center, thinking I was using too many drugs and that's what lead me to be suicidal. Well it wasn't true, and I think I did him a favor by dumping my stupid ex-girlfriend who wanted to steal the money my dad had.
I should probably mention this as it's a very important little detail about my life. And the reason why my dad is sort of supporting me. My dad is like this major tycoon dude with loads of money. And I mean loads. It's not like he rarely touches it or anything, it just sits there and does nothing. Everyone has allowance of money. I don't really need to work, but working feels like I'm actually normal instead of just sitting there doing nothing and receiving money from my father because he takes care of me. I think the only reason he takes care of me is because he doesn't want me to do anything stupid after my last stunt I pulled and ruin the family name or something. But it's not like he's going to tell him his reason though. I get an allowance, he pays for bills. What more can a son who pretty much shouldn't deserve anything ask for?"
WHAT ABOUT A SECRET? EVERYONE HAS A SECRET.
"My secret? Why would you assume that I had a secret? If I did have a secret why would I even want to mention it to a stranger? I don't know you and my secret isn't being told to you.
My secret isn't something that one should joke about. I tried to commit suicide when I was twenty years old. The reason was because my girlfriend at the time took everything that I stood for away from me. I was pretty much lost and didn't know what to do with myself. She used me for her own personal gain and I didn't get anything out of her scheme. I caught her cheating on me with some other loser, and I pretty much lost it. I drove myself mad over it and thought I wasn't good enough for anyone, so I found some pills in the bathroom cabinet and took them. The bottle left lying on the nightstand, empty, and I in my bed. I tried to make it seem like I died during my sleep, but that truly much fail for the sake my sister, Addison found me."
ALRIGHT. TIME'S ALMOST UP. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS. QUICK!
"My dreams? To be honest I haven't really thought about much to dream for. I just don't have the gift of dreaming of something I really want right on the spot. Maybe over a period of time I could tell what I dream for, but as of right now my mind is just coming up blank. Sorry I really can't answer this question to it's fullest besides saying this. If any of this interview ever got out to the public or anyone else I will haunt you for the rest of your days."
AND THAT'S A WRAP. IT WAS NICE GETTING TO KNOW YOU.
"That doesn't sound very thrilling for me. Hope people don't see your head on a pike."
"My full name? Really? Why in the world would you want to know that? Many people don't even know it, and I rather not share it because come on, it's not that important. Really, it's not. But it's Lionel Bruno Croft. Most people just call me Lionel or Lion. I could care less truly. Besides it's no one's business to know my full name. So back off about it."
THAT'S A NICE NAME. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
"HAHA. You're really funny. What I do for a living is still none of your business. I'm actually a song writer if that makes any sense at all. I use to be in a band before things just sort of went down the drain for the most part. We broke up over differences that I am not discussing with you."
INTERESTING. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
"Fun? Hmmm. Well my entire life it made of fun. So you be the judge of what I actually do. No I take that back, you're probably going to turn that around and make it sound really dirty and disgusting. People and their dirty minds. What I do for fun is nothing to extreme to say the least, maybe just hang out with my two Siberian huskies and write songs. Go out and have a drink every once in a while. Hook up with complete strangers, actually I take that back, that was a one time thing and I knew the person and it didn't end well for the both of us. And that wasn't fun. That was terrible news. Don't ever repeat that to anyone, I'm serious that was bad news and news I would like to keep in the past. I also play the piano for tips at places just for the fun of it. It's a pretty nice gig from time to time until people start dissing you for no reason.
But I have to say, you repeat this to anyone, you can go die. I'm dead serious, I will haunt you until the rest of your days. I really hate people who can't get a grip on life. They can't work their selves or anything. What I'm saying is, they mooch to the extreme and don't have a care in the world for the damage that has been caused. And cheaters. I really hate cheaters. They should all go to a convention or something and cheat with people there, because then everyone will know they are getting cheated on or something. It makes more sense to do that than to actually cheat on your significant other."
WOULD YOU SAY THOSE ACTIVITIES REFLECT WHO YOU ARE?
"I guess those activities would reflect who I am. I'm a son of a bitch who doesn't care for drama in life. It's pointless and bullshit. People need to get their shit together before committing to a relationship, I guess. All my shit is together, it's not my fault their's isn't. But this is probably one of my bad sides. I hate cheaters, I hate users, and I hate posers. They are the worse people to ever exist on the planet. If there was anyway to get rid of them I would take that chance and throw them all in there. I'm serious they are a disgust to my well being.
My better side is more interesting, I have to say anyways. It's a lot more fun. People actually enjoy me for who I really am, or at least to what I want them to know me as. I'm not a poser if that's what you're thinking and that I'm going against my own ways, because I'm not. I'm not a damn poser, I'm not one of those people to expose my self all at once. It takes time for me to warm up to people. I have trust issues as well, so another thing of me showing a shallow side of myself. So there you have it, my self in a nut shell I guess. It's nothing great I promise you. I'm a joker as well. Just thought that might be interesting to share. Playing pranks on people, having a little fun here and there. Showing the darker humor I have locked away from the lighter stuff.
Also one last side note, don't dare mess with me I will fuck you up until next century. I have many ways of getting back at the people who have done me harm, even if I don't always go with what I say. But I do a good job trying to scare the crap out of them for causing harm to myself. "
COOL BEANS. THEY SAY YOUR FAMILY SHAPES WHO YOU ARE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURS?
"My relationships with family? It's not a happy story to say the least. I guess I'm closer to my sisters than my parents. Though my father is one of those people who is always going to be in my life no matter what happens. He sort of bails me out of the mess I get myself into. It's depressing, but you say that to anyone and promise me this, your head will be on a pike for all to see.
My older brother, Garrett is a douche. He rats me out at any chance he can get when I screw something up in my life. It doesn't matter what, he just has to tell Dad or Mom about it and expect a prize winning award or something. He thinks being the eldest kid means something to him, when in doubt I think it means he get the biggest disappoint out of everyone when he screws up his shit. But you know that's my personal opinion and I've been in more crap than he ever will.
My sisters on the other hand are more relaxed than Garrett is, they could truly care less about sibling rivalry at times. Tessa, Aidan, and Addison. I'm probably closer to Addison more than anyone else just because I think we have a stronger bond together than alone. But as it is, she doesn't like to see me when I'm depressed. She found me at a time that wasn't really best for anyone to see me, and she holds it close to her to make sure I don't do anything stupid. Tessa and Aidan, well I'm not that close to them really. They do their own thing and could care less about being seen with their older brother when out and about in town. But that hasn't happen for a few years now. My family lives in Michigan, so I haven't really seen them for some time. I kind of what to keep it that way, just for the sake of Addison to not worry about me like she does, being the youngest of all of us and having the weight of the world on her shoulders. It seems like she worries about everything and I don't want her.
My mother doesn't do a whole lot within my life, to be honest. I'm not a momma's boy or anything like that. I think Garrett is more of the momma's boy type, than I am. My mother let's my father deal with me for the sake she might ruin something when dealing with what I caused in my own life.
AND YOUR LIFE? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST. I'M EAGER TO HEAR.
"History isn't really my strong point. I fail it during school. Though that probably shouldn't mean I'm going to fail my own life story though. Even though I already screwed up once too many in my life so far.
I'm the youngest son, but the second eldest child. I have one older brother, three younger sisters. My parents are still married, happily. Or at least I assume they are still are happy together. Haven't seen them in a while, so I don't really know on that part. I grew up in Michigan for my entire life before moving here, New York to basically just get the hell out of dodge for the most part. My family didn't have many hardships as I grew up, minus the few times of me getting in trouble throughout high school and being the troublesome son. What can I say, I didn't like behaving that much. Its not very fun to behave all the time, now is it? I didn't think so. Everyone has to let loose every once in a while and that's what I did. Senior year of high school, homecoming game, that last event I got to attend before being expelled. I streaked through the football field like an idiot. That's what my brother said. I ran in my birthday suit like an idiot. What are brothers for? They should be rooting for you, not dissing you. Garrett is an ass anyways so screw him. I finished my high school at a different high school. Not very fun when you have to create new friends for one year, even though I got to see my other friends a lot, though.
After high school, didn't plan on going to college. It never really interested me that much. During the few months of high school though, a group of friends and I made up a band. We hoped to hit it big when we got out. For the most part we sort of did. Or at least I thought so, at least for a time. Our band name was We Break Things. It was pretty nice for the time being. I was the vocalist of the group and did the keyboard. Though we only lasted for like four years before breaking up. After my failed suicide attempt things just lost their use. We weren't the same people as before. I wasn't the same person. My father placed me in a rehab center, thinking I was using too many drugs and that's what lead me to be suicidal. Well it wasn't true, and I think I did him a favor by dumping my stupid ex-girlfriend who wanted to steal the money my dad had.
I should probably mention this as it's a very important little detail about my life. And the reason why my dad is sort of supporting me. My dad is like this major tycoon dude with loads of money. And I mean loads. It's not like he rarely touches it or anything, it just sits there and does nothing. Everyone has allowance of money. I don't really need to work, but working feels like I'm actually normal instead of just sitting there doing nothing and receiving money from my father because he takes care of me. I think the only reason he takes care of me is because he doesn't want me to do anything stupid after my last stunt I pulled and ruin the family name or something. But it's not like he's going to tell him his reason though. I get an allowance, he pays for bills. What more can a son who pretty much shouldn't deserve anything ask for?"
WHAT ABOUT A SECRET? EVERYONE HAS A SECRET.
"My secret? Why would you assume that I had a secret? If I did have a secret why would I even want to mention it to a stranger? I don't know you and my secret isn't being told to you.
My secret isn't something that one should joke about. I tried to commit suicide when I was twenty years old. The reason was because my girlfriend at the time took everything that I stood for away from me. I was pretty much lost and didn't know what to do with myself. She used me for her own personal gain and I didn't get anything out of her scheme. I caught her cheating on me with some other loser, and I pretty much lost it. I drove myself mad over it and thought I wasn't good enough for anyone, so I found some pills in the bathroom cabinet and took them. The bottle left lying on the nightstand, empty, and I in my bed. I tried to make it seem like I died during my sleep, but that truly much fail for the sake my sister, Addison found me."
ALRIGHT. TIME'S ALMOST UP. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS. QUICK!
"My dreams? To be honest I haven't really thought about much to dream for. I just don't have the gift of dreaming of something I really want right on the spot. Maybe over a period of time I could tell what I dream for, but as of right now my mind is just coming up blank. Sorry I really can't answer this question to it's fullest besides saying this. If any of this interview ever got out to the public or anyone else I will haunt you for the rest of your days."
AND THAT'S A WRAP. IT WAS NICE GETTING TO KNOW YOU.
"That doesn't sound very thrilling for me. Hope people don't see your head on a pike."
DAVE STRAUCHMAN - CELEB - WRITTEN BY HALE
